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( CECIL. URE MY FINAL HOPE UV FINDING OUT )
( THE TRUE STRAIGHT DOPE 4 I HAVE BEEN    )
( READ1NG UV SCHRODINGURZ CAT BUT NONE UV )
( MY CATZ ARE AT AL LIKE THAT. THIZ       )
( UNUSUAL ANIMAL (SO IT IZ SAID) IZ       )
( S1MULTANEOUSLY ALIVE + DEAD!! WHAT I    )
( DONT UNDURSTAND 1Z JUST WHY HE CANT BE  )
( 1 OR THE OTHUR. UNQUESSHUNABLY. MY      )
( FUTURE NOW HANGZ IN BETWEEN E1GENST8Z.  )
( IN 1 1M ENLIGHTENED. IN THE OTHUR 1     )
( A1NT. 1F *U* UNDURSTAND. CECIL. THEN    )
( SHOW ME THE WAY + RESCUE MY PSYCHE FROM )
( QUANTUM DECAY. BUT IF THIZ QUEUR THING  )
( HAZ PURPLEXED EVEN U. THEN 1 WIL        )
( *+* I WONT SEE U IN SCHROD1NGURZ        )
( Z00!                                    )
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( -- RANDY F.. CH1CAGO. "THE STRA1GHT     )
( DOPE. A COMPENDIUM                      )
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( UV HUMAN NOWLEDGE" BY CECIL ADAMZ       )
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