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( HEY. KIDZ!!!!! ANN LANDURZ SAYZ:      )
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( MASTURBASHUN 1SNT AZ S1MPLE AZ 1T     )
( L00KZ. DO 1T R1GHT!!! SEND 50 CENTZ 4 )
( MY 1LUSTR8D B00KLET "MASTURBASHUN     )
( TECHNIQUEZ 4 THE TEENAGUR". BE SURE 2 )
( SPEC1FY THE MALE OR FEMALE EDISHUN.   )
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